It’s common knowledge that Halloween is one of the best American holidays. Endless variants of candy? Check. Spooky decorations? Check. Donning costumes of fantastical beings, grisly monsters, or pop culture icons? Check, check, and check.
But once in a full moon, you simply don’t feel like doing sh*t on Halloween.
You know what I’m talking about. Maybe you just don’t have the money for a fancy getup this year, or maybe all the party invites seem a little lame. That’s okay – you have our permission to be lazy on Halloween. Nobody’s perfect. Here are eight ways you can spend this glorious day as a total couch potato, while still having the time of your life.