Your holiday season is about to get a wholllllle lot more pleasurable, thanks to Ella Paradis. The Florida-based online boutique recently dropped a sex toy Advent calendar ($120, originally $149), and it’s sure to make you feel just as hot under the collar as Santa gets after a few trips down the chimney. Rather than decking the halls with boughs of holly, this giant gift box suggests decking it with erotic gadgets instead. It’s jam-packed with 24 steamy surprises for you and your partner to discover and enjoy together, from massage oil and kegel balls to chained handcuffs and lacy lingerie. There’s even a handy-dandy booklet to guide you along on your journey of exploration – or shall we say sexploration?
Ahead, take a peek at a few of the naughty goodies hidden inside the calendar, and then place an order for one of your own, if you so please. Merry XXX-mas!